Your Questions About Shoes For Women Over 50

Mandy asks…

Do you believe in girlie wisdom?

This is from an e mail from from a lady I have had the privelage of knowing for many years. She is now about 85 Girlie Wisdom Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes! Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like... 'You know, sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys. But I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat! The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are - eating too much; impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day! Mr Peaceful Rock Star Most of these pearls come from an old friend (She is about 80) A Kiwi Living in Brisbane I have re written a couple but most are as received. Why fix something that aint broke

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(Clapping hands vigorously) I believe, I do believe... Oh wait, that is for keeping fairies from dying... Sorry! But yes, I do believe in girlie wisdom! (I better since I am a girlie of 43!) My favourite one of these was: The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. That is so true, I think! But I have been working real hard to make fat and my body have a serious falling out! So far, 60 pounds has bailed out of this relationship in the past 2 years and none have come to replace it!

Jenny asks…

Ladies is this true?

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs. My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks two sizes! Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

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¤¤¤¤¤¤•ï¡÷¡ï.•ï¡÷¡ï• (screamer) •ï¡÷¡ï••ï¡÷¡ï• ¤¤¤¤¤¤ most of them are sooooo riotously funny.. But 1.. No. I m not being a Small minded big mouth... I JUS GOTTA CORRECT YA>>> coz I can.. Tee hee -only joshin.. Seriously,, gals don't usually jog on pantyhose, -you re right, they'd get too hot... But the overly endowed woman will find that, she sweats. It RUNS down our backs like torrential waterfalls. Rushes thru da crak and flows down the inner thigh,,,only to cause rashes sweat sores..and very very slippery shoes.. Talk about "slip sliding away"" I enjoy your jokes immensely. Well done, and thank you.

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