Helen asks…
10 points for right guess! With this poem you have to try and guess where it's taking place? ?
Blurry photos sometimes have the best memories behind them. But it sucks when, a photo being taken with good timing, is out of focus just a little. It's hard to tell what the story was if it's blurry. It could've painted a picturesque image, told a slightly clearer tale. Although, it's still been taken. But, under what circumstances? It could've told a story like this… Sitting in chairs unfolded, looking dull, no one's quite woken up yet. A-burr …kettle goes bubble, birds are flapping, thongs are flopping, tired voices talking about the weather and waves and nature's strange animal noises and how beautiful the sunrise was. Zzzzzip. Join the day join the book fanatics, sharing the latest Harry Potter book; "Ha! Shotgun reading it next!" People walking past with their towels, dirty or clean clothes and shower products. Smoking up the BBQ, flushing toilets. Loud talkers, naked toddlers. High pitched squeal from the neighbour's children stepping in a patch of prickles. Tent pegs being hammered in, tarps being blown the ocean's gust of wind. Giggly 12 year olds running on the hot concrete, jump onto the grass to cool off. Splash water on their scorching dry legs, streams down, wets the heels, all better. Then hop back on the path. "Ohhh! Ow! Ow! Ouch! Get back on the grass! Ahhh! All better" Hot concrete + Watery soles = Boiling concrete. So, what is the story? Where was this blurry photo taken? No television, no power points. Not including those in the laundry room, And when something goes unsupervised for just a minute, stolen. Off to the shops to buy another. The only form of civilization we Come in contact with, for 2 weeks, other than whom we make friends with A few tents down. Fish and chips for lunch everyday, dares are done for fun scull gravy for 60 cents. Snort sherbet and pop rocks for nothing, except pure genuine amusement. We play 'tie a little boy to a tree and watch him get out'. A game the kid, himself, Enjoys. Any idea where this blurred memory took place? 5 cents gum, slush puppies YUM! Brain freeze! Ice cream, anything cold. Don't lose inspiration to build the best-unstructured sloppy sand castle, Show the try hards, with the buckets and spades around whose king! Spoilt wannabes! Jealous? Take a torch and go hunting for creatures that lurk at night, in trees; big eyes, Sharp claws and hairy spines. Scary noises in the bushes make us walk a Little quicker without thinking, without blinking. No clue where to start bolting. Zooming past gas burning lights next to adults playing cards. Ducking down through the broken fence, losing track of time, dinner has been. "It's getting late. Mum's probably expecting me back soon, who cares! Race ya to the beach..". Collapse on the sand, then we're playing within the walls of the worn, ancient shipwreck and we pretend "aye aye captain" with the bright pattern of stars glistening that twinkle back in our eyes. Over on the horizon; a cruise ship so far away in the distance and even still it looks like we're the only ones in this oversized, indoor swimming pool, this dome room. Left with grainy damp feet, time to head back and wash it off. Say goodnight to your summer friends and sneak back in. Footsteps on the tarp, takes a peep out of whoever I'm sharing the three-man tent with. Zzzzzip and they murmur nothing important. Crouch and shuffle into my sleeping bag and doze off and dream of the next sunburnt Day where blisters form because "you missed a spot" See, blurry photos sometimes have the best memories behind them. But it's hard to tell what the story was, if it's blurry. It could've told a story ending with a kiss, no; too cliché! It could've been clearer, picturesque. Atleast it was still taken, it still told a story But it could've been just this for you; a blurry photo. OKAY! GUESS AWAY. WHERE AM I DESCRIBING! first two answers very close. more simple than a place in the world. i should've been more specific but it didn't give me room and i didn't think of it at the time. it's a choice of holiday.
Our pick of the answers:
I think it's camping trip. The sort of place where you're near the ocean, but still in the bush, so its you, a tent, an ocean, a hell of a lot of trees, and nothing else for kilometers.
Sandra asks…
Should I buy a fleshlight?
I'm 20 years old, a virgin, and want to make sure I'm good in bed the first time I have sex. High school sucked for me. I've never had a girlfriend. I was really getting into my niche where I felt like I could start hitting on girls, getting a girlfriend, and start getting laid and not have a problem with not being perfect the first couple of times, when I met one I fell head over heels for. Before I met her I was convinced I would never mary or have kids; neither idea appealed to me in the slightest. This one broke me. She doesn't even realize how much I love her. I'm giving my best shot at creating a relationship with her. It's slow goin's and I don't see us even going on a date any time soon, let alone having sex. I'm ok with that. As beautiful as she is my feelings for aren't really all that sexually oriented - sex really isn't a priority for me, with her. I think - no I'm sure - is she never wanted to have sex, ever, I could live with that. That seems unlikely, though. Most likely, sex is going to fit into the equation somewhere. I CANNOT allow it to be the reason for us not having a relationship. I worry because she's 27 (I know. Age difference. Not that bad though). I'm pretty *Well read*. I know where everything is and how everything works. Because of the way I learn, I can't really describe it, I think I could do pretty well even my first time except for - you guessed it - stamina. I can masturbate without porn for quite a while without cumming, and what I do is I use either flannel sleep pants or boxer shorts or another soft material that I don't plan on wearing again before washing. (I can't use my hand. Doesn't work at all even with porn). While watching porn, however, I can't barely go two minutes without having to slow down, stop, or... well you get the picture. I'm also afraid that if she found it she wouldn't be happy. I was for sure considering the Stamina Training Unit. I hope I haven't made myself out to be a pervert only interested in sex or whatever, that's really not the case. I've just heard that, as important as sex is to guys, GOOD sex is just as important if not MORE important to women. Of all the reasons I could accept my love for not falling for me, I don't think any reason could be worse than because the first time we have sex I'm a horrible disappointment. I realize, of course, that no amount of masturbation under any circumstances will totally prepare me to perform like a porn star my very first time - there's quite a gap there. I just feel the need to shrink that gap as much as possible; to be as...prepared as possible. If possible, I'd like her to ask me one day "What was your first time like," and I respond "You should know, you were there" and she's all shocked like, "That was your first time?!" Get the picture? Fleshlights are relatively cheap. I figure it probably can't hurt unless she finds out and doesn't like it. What are the odds do you think of her getting upset at that? Also am I over reacting? Is me giving bad sex likely to be a big problem for a 27 year old woman? Honest opinions here, please, thank you.
Our pick of the answers:
To be honest, masturbating and sex are completely different. If you want a fleshlight then go for it, but I don't think its necessary. When masturbating to porn, you're using your hand, not thrusting your pelvis. You can move your hand much much faster than you can hump. You know exactly what you like, how much pressure, and the speed to get it done fast when masturbating. Also you go right for it when watching porn. When doing the real thing, do quite a bit of foreplay to get her going before you start. You aren't thrusting as fast as when you masturbate. Although the feeling and the fact that it's your first time may speed up the process a bit. Foreplay is the key though. Just get her going, even waste ten minutes pleasuring her before you stick in in there. When you do stick it in there, you could even try rubbing her clit (or have her rub it) while you are going up and down. That will increase the amount of pleasure she gets. If you feel like you're going to ejaculate early, then just slow down or even take it out and go back to foreplay. If you don't want to do that then just think of something completely disgusting and slow down a little, and that should keep you going for a little while.
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