Monday, 6 May 2013

Your Questions About High Heels Mysteries

Linda asks…

Vanity, thy name is Woman, or so said Shapespeare?

The other day I say this very attractive girl in the Mall. She was beautiful. But she was wearing a pair of incredible high heels. You never say anything like them. Believe me! She looked like she would fall over at any moment and break her neck. So, naturally I had to keep an eye on her of course! As it happened, she was going in the same direction as myself so I followed her. What a lovely view!!! I was heading for the bike stand and I just assumed that she would turn off for the car park. But,I was wrong. She too was heading for the bikes. I then had to ask myself. How in the name of hell is she going to ride a bike with those high heels? A reasonable question! These high heels were about ten inches off the ground. The soles were about six and the heels about ten. At every step she was a joy to behold. Her curvaceous derriere was required to protrude at an angle for her to maintain her balance and every male eye within her area of fascination was fixated on her alluring way to the bike stand. So, something was going to happen! How was she going to ride this bike? Then, as she unlocked her bike off came the high heels and were replaced in moments by a pair of sensible trainers! Mystery solved. She cycled off into the distance and left me wondering about women, girls the female species. What makes them tick?

Our pick of the answers:

I believe the answer is elementary my dear Bond.. Creepers who follow them around the mall make them tick. Your story was amusing though.

Maria asks…

Who in your mind is the Best Heel/Face Ever+High Impact Results?

Match 1-Made-Over Match Valery Faith V.s Destiny Morgan V.s Tishelle Torture V.s Terri V.s Dirty Diva Velvet love makes the entrance and all the other divas are in the ring already. The bell rings and Terri Immediately slaps Dirty Diva in the face. Destiny and Valery double team Tishelle and beat her in the corner. All of a sudden Terri comes from behind and starts to beat Tishelle along with Velvet Love. They beat her until she cant stand anymore then turn there attention to Dirty Diva. They beat her and then Velvet Love double teams Terri. Valery and Destiny lay on Tishelle 1...2...3! Valery and Destiny pin her and Velvet Love begin the make over to Tishelle. First they cut all of her hair off. Then they strip her down and out her in a granny dress. They put lip stick all over her face and then put a paper bag over her head. Winner: Valery Faith and Destiny Morgan Match 2-Australia V.s Canada V.s America Canada Joe V.s USA Hole V.s Greg Inglis Flag on a pole match Canada Joe USA Hole and the Australian Greg Inglis make their way to the ring and place there flags onto the poles the ref rings the bell and all three men try to climb the turn buckle to grab their flag but Greg drops down and takes them both down this match quickly leans toward Gregs side until USA hole and Joe start to team him and Canada Joe goes for a muscle buster USA hole climbs but Joe drops Greg and attacks USA Hole and gets him in the muscle buster and drops him down Greg and USA ar laying on the mat as Canada Joe tries to climb but Greg gets up and trips him Greg gets to the top rope and hits a Top-Rope Spinebuster rolls off him and grabs his flag and waves it in victory. Winner: Greg Inglis Match 3-Winner Is Special Referee in the Elimination Cage Match Jordan 23 V.s Psycho Dude V.s Alex Daniels Jordan 23 and Psycho Dude are talking back stage when Alex Daniels comes up and attacks them with a chair a chair shot to PD then to Jordan23 the beating continues and both PD and Jordan23 are on the ground when Greg Inglis attacks Daniels and hits him with the chair and Alex falls back but catches himself and punches Inglis both men continue to beat each other down until PD and Jordan 23 get up and assault Daniels and its a 3 on 1 and Canada Joe and USA Hole are walking by talking as Inglis is beating up Daniels Joe and USA attack him and PD and Jordan attack them as Inglis and Daniels are on the ground Joe PD USA and Jordan continue to brawl out into the parking lot and get out of veiw of the camera and they change back to Daniels and Inglis who are still trying to get back up and Daniels hits Greg he grabs a chair and pounds Greg with it chair shot after chair shot until Greg finds a chair and hits him back and the 2 clash back and forth until the lights start to flicker and Kira comes from out of the darkness and Chokeslams both of them through a table and then Kira disappears. Match 4-Million Dollar Impact Championship-Steel Cage Match Mr.Runnels V.s ? Mr.Runnels makes his way to the ring with his body guards and then he awaits the mystery opponent E & C Connection's Music plays and he runs down the ramp and into the cage the ref rings the bell and E & C tackles Mr.Runnels and continuously beats down the Chairmain of YIPW down and then backs off and waits for Runnels to get up he turns around and E&C spears him and then starts yo climb the cage but the body guards shake the cage causing him to fall and lose his chance and Runnels collects himself and starts climbing the cage bu due to his size and lack of training he takes to long and is forced off the cage by E&C, E&C then picks Mr.Runnels up and hits the UnPrettier and then gets Mr. Runnels in the Sharpshooter but you can only win by escaping the cage Mr. Runnels starts to tap but nothing happens and E&C wrenches the submission pulling at the legs for over 2 minutes until Mr .Runnels face goes pale and he passes out E&C starts to climb the other side of the cage and gets to the top when the body guards start to climb the cage E&C starts kicking them off but it was to much and he falls back in for a second time both men are on the ground and E&C motions to open the door as E&C gets there Mr .Runnels grabs his leg but he kicks him off the body guards of Mr. Runnels start to go to the door but then there is a different motion in the middle of the guards and it seems to be Christians #1 Peep and he is taking out the guards and that lets E&C Connection escape from the cage. Winner and first ever Million Dollar Impact Champion: E&C Connection Match 5-King of Impact Title Match-Falls Count Anywhere Match+EC Advantage Awesomeness Vendetta V.s Y2J TWIY TWIY makes his entrance but when hes on the ramp AV comes from behind and hits him with the chair he laid him out with two weeks ago. He picks up TWIY and throws him into the Titantron. He gets the chair again and starts beating Vince with it. He picks up Vince and looks at the crowd. He pushes Vinc He pushes Vince back and nails a Superkick and Vince falls off the stage and smashes onto the concrete. AV is looking at him and cant believe Vince isn't dead. AV starts to climb the Titantron. He sceams and jumps off and nails an Awesome Fire off the titantron onto TWIY! Neither man can move but AV is laying on top of Vince so the ref counts the pin. 1...2...3! AV wins but still isn't moving. Paramedics come out and put both men on a stretcher. Vince is rolled out but AV gets off the stretcher and takes the title, and grabs a mic and says"I'll tell you all what my advantage is at the end of the night" and walks out of the arena on his own. Winner and First Ever King of Impact Champion: Awesomeness Vendetta Match 6-EC Special Advantage Match-Tables Match Warrior V1 V.s Kurt Angle Kurt makes his way to the ring when Warrior runs out holding a Table in hand and tackles Kurt with it and Warrior continues into the ring sets up the table runs out drags Kurts body into the ring throughs him onto the table and yells at the ref to ring the bell as he climbs onto the table Warrior hits a Twist of Fate to end the match just like that Kurt is in pain but gets up and looks stunned and stands up as Warrior rolls out of the ring and grabs a mic and tells the fans his advantage. "I am going to come out as Number 6!" Winner: Warrior V.1 Main Event World Title Match + EC Advantage Christian's #1 Peep vs MR TLC is DeVias Classic lock up to start the match, with both guys trying to out manouveur the other. DeVias pushed Peep into the corner and pushes right back, sending all the turnbuckles into the back of Peep. DeVias shoved Peep to ground and pushed his knee right into the side of Peep?s head, squashing his face into the floor, DeVias rolled over Peep for a short one count. DeVias picked up peep and hit a sweet looking dropkick right to the jaw. DeVias went to ringside and grabbed a chair, and placed it alongside Peep. DeVias ran the ropes, jumped from the chair to the top rope, and hit an awesome moonsault landing right on Peep's midsection, and gained a 2 count. DeVias hit multiple leg drops to the throat of Peep, and hit multiple stomps all across the body of Peep. DeVias covered and got another 2. After this though, Peep started to fight back, he countered the Money Makers elbow drop, and ran the ropes and hit a sweet swinging neckbreaker, with DeVias' head bouncing off the floor. Peep hit a standing shooting star press and got a long 2. Peep pulled up DeVias into the You've Been Peeped position when all of a sudden, Kurt's theme rang through the arena, Peep was stunned. He went to ringside looking for Kurt but there was no sign of him. With the ref checking on DeVias still, Peep made his way back to the ring, when all of a sudden, Kurt came charging down the ramp and hit a sneak attack on Peep, sending him face first to the concrete. Kurt went under the ring, grabbed a sledgehammer and was just ready to smack Peep's face in when... AV's music hit the ring, he came charging down and sent Kurt flying. A war broke down outside the ring between AV and Kurt, and somehow Peep crawled back to the ring. Both DeVias and Peep started to stand when out of nowhere, DeVias hit the 5 Carrot Diamond on Peep , went for the cover, and somehow Peep kicked out before the 3. DeVias got frustrated and went to ringside, when he was knocked to the floor by Kurt, who was still brawling with AV. DeVias then started to get involved, hitting multiple forearm shots to AV, with Kurt assisting. Peep realised this, and slowly got to his feet. He ran the ropes and hit a top rope springboard splash which sent all 3 men crashing to the floor. With neither Peep or DeVias getting in the ring before the Ref's 10 count, the match was declared a double countout, which meant Peep had retained his World Title over DeVias. However, there was still the EC advantage to get sorted out. Peep got on the mic, staggering up and said as for the EC Advantage, as a result of Kurt and AV interfering in mine and DeVias' match, both me and DeVias will have an advantage in the EC at Reflected Truth. The advantage being, we must both be pinned twice to be eliminated from the EC. Winner: Neither Double Count Out Ending Segment: Awesomeness Vendetta comes out and grabs a mic and says " Okay, I promised you fans that I will tell you what my advantage is and I have come to a decision my advantage will be I can not be pinned nor submitted the only way i can lose is by me being knocked out!" AV throws the mic down and walks out of the arena. Rate/Promo Thank you

Our pick of the answers:

Best Heel: Chris Jericho Best Face: The Rock

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