Your Questions About Shoes For Women On Sale

Sharon asks…

running shoes for women?

I really want good quality running shoes but I'm pretty picky. Please provide pictures. I'd like shoes that fit all the following criteria: -cute -narrow -light weight -not bulky just super compact

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You're setting yourself up for injury and are a target for comission hungry sales weasles that will sell you the most expensive piece of ----- they've got. Ask them why Nike named a woman's shoe, INCUBUS -- after a demonic creature that rapes and kills women. Don't trust the sales weasels unless they're from a Mom and Pop store that relies on return business and all the sales reps are runners. Go to a shoe store (DSW, Rack Room shoes, Dicks Sporting goods, etc.). Find the clearance section. Put on a pair of running shoes and run the length of the store. If you feel ANY pressure points and I mean ANY -- on the toes, arch, sides of the feet, heel, ANYWHERE -- that can't be alleviated by adjusting the shoelaces slightly, then go to the next shoe. Trust your feet -- don't trust the hype. Once you find one that has a good fit, if its not the color you like at least you know which brand/model and there are usually 2 or 3 colors. I just get the cheapest.

Linda asks…

I think a woman made this up?

It's easier to see why men are happier than women -- at least, from their point of view. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too 'icky'. Wrinkles and grey-ness add character. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood.... all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know cool stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You don't have to shave below your neck. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

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If that was written by a woman, this was written by a man. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand". Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved. Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day. Women brush their hair before bed. Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, "It's there in the Bible". The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?' Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman- language than it does in man- language. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading. If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?" Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claims to the contrary. You don't see women trampling over Tom Cruise to get to Gilbert Gottfried, do you? It's okay for women to kiss each other and not be gay. Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men; women will always catch men checking out other women. The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party.

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