Betty asks…
who knows 50 amazingly amusing reasons why it's marvelous to be a man?
8. Christmas shopping can be accomplished on Christmas Eve, for 25 relatives, in twenty minutes 17. none of a mans co workers have the power to make him cry 48. men only go shopping when there is something they need to buy 23. a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need 35. a man can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift 19. car mechanics tell men the truth 42. men almost never have to queue up for the toilets 46. men understand why dumb & dumber is funny 30. men never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean that their lover is about to leave them 50. men don't have to shave below their neck 47. men don't have to clean their flat if the meter reader is coming 7. men can sit with their knees apart no matter what they're wearing 44. when a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out. when a woman says she is ready to go out, it means she will be ready as soon as she finds her other ear ring, makes one phone call and finishes putting on her makeup 13. men are practically expected to belch loudly in public 16. a man can be showered and ready for work in ten minutes after getting up in the morning. Women require two hours minimum 37. men never have to miss a sexual opportunity because they're not in the mood 45. men don't believe they can reverse the aging process by applying a cream containing vitamin e and/ or liposomes (whatever they are) 15. a man only requires six items in his bathroom: a razor, shaving cream, toothbrush, toothpaste, soap and a towel. The average woman has around 370 items in her bathroom. The average man would be unable to identify most of these 2. men don't have to wear make up to look good 33. men get paid more than women for doing the same work 40. a mans friends will never attempt to trap him with: "so…notice anything different?" 24. men never have to give birth 1. men wake up as good looking as they went to be. Women somehow deteriorate during the night 32. grey hair and wrinkles only add character to a mans face 39. not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them 25. men get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness 49. three pairs of shoes are enough for any man 11. on hot days, men can whip off their shirt 12. if a man can cook, everyone thinks its an accomplishment 26. if men have casual sex, they don't have to worry about their reputation 9. one mood, all the time! 18. men never have to worry about a glass ceiling 36. men don't have to pretend they're 'freshening up' to go to the toilet 21. men don't have to carry a bag with them wherever they go 28. for men, chocolate is just another snack 22. men don't have to take a support group when they go to the toilet 4. if another man turns up at a party in the same outfit, the chances are neither of them will notice 31. hot wax never comes near a mans public area 10. men don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries 6. men don't need anyone else to open jars for them 03. if a man is going on a weeks holiday, he only needs one suitcase 20. men pay half the price women pay at the hairdressers 34. people never glance at a mans chest when he's talking to them 38. new shoes don't cut, blister or mangle a mans feet 29. a man can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passengers seat 27. men can write their name in the snow 41. phone conversations are over in thirty seconds flat 14. if a man is 34 and still single, nobody even notices 5. men don't care if no one notices there new haircut 43. if someone forgets to invite a man to something, he (or she) can still be their friend
Our pick of the answers:
These are all I could think up on short notice: 1. You can pee standing up 2. Can sleep around and you get a pat on the back 3. Can go bald and people don't run in horror 4. You don't have to shave under your arms 5. You don't have to shove/wax a bikini line 6. Hair on your upper lip is 'normal' 7. You don't have to pluck your eyebrows 8. You don't have a menstrual cycle and all that goes with it 9. You don't go through menopause 10. You can write in the snow while peeing 11. You can gain weight and it's no big deal 12. You don't have to wear make-up 13. You don't have to wear pantyhose 14. You don't have to wear a bra 15. You don't have to style your hair before going out 16. You can eat what you want 17. You can belch in public and people: a) don't pay attention b) they laugh 18. Your entertained by farts 19. You have 'simple' needs 20. You either say what you mean or you lie – no beating around the bush (so to speak) 21. Shaving your legs is a choice 22. Hair on your chest is a 'good thing' 23. You can be messy and no one thinks twice
Maria asks…
Has 50 Cent gone too far in his beef battles? has he crossed the line?
Has 50 Cent gone too far in his beef battles? has he crossed the line? Check the Video out and tell me has he crossed the line? http://www.allhiphop.com/stories/multimedia__video/archive/2009/02/02/20827739.aspx 50 Cent has released a video with the mother of Rick Ross' son. The woman, identified as Tiallondra "Tia" Kemp, confirmed she is the mother of William Roberts III, the rapper's 2-year old son. With 50 asking questions, Kemp explains her relationship with her child's father. "It's sort of embarrassing, as you listen to his raps, you would definitely believe him," Kemp states. "His jewelry is rented, the cars are being leased…It's just sad. I just want to prove the facts." Regarding the controversy last summer of Ross' stint as a corrections officer, Kemp confirms the story to be true. She claims the rapper lied to her about his previous employment when they lived together. According to Kemp, her suspicions were confirmed after speaking with the Miami rapper's sister and finding resignation documents. 50 also makes a distinction between Kemp and Brooke, the mother of Ross' daughter. 50 alleges the latter is a high-end call girl. Further in the video, Kemp confirms the recent story of Ross taking back a truck he had given her, which followed a heated child support deposition over the rapper's assets. "I've been driving it for 2 years. I was very surprised he would take it," Kemp stated. "Right now I have to get someone to pick me and the kids." Later, 50 proclaims his intentions to show Kemp a great time, stating slyly "we gonna do some shopping, have a good time and then…y'all can't see all of that!" After further insulting Ross by showing a personal picture of his mother and referring to her as the Nutty Professor, the viral video shows Tia Kemp being taken around to various shopping boutiques to pick up shoes and furs on 50's tab. Stevie Wonder's "Isn't She Lovely" is utilized as the soundtrack.
Our pick of the answers:
I never liked 50 that much. I think he crossed the line long time ago when he supossedly had beef with Kanye, for some odd reason.
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